legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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vvhaleshark:

he’s schwimming

rumblespheres:

officialunitedstates:

what’s with these people telling me I’m “full of myself”?? of course I’m full of myself what else is my body supposed to be full of

bees

moustacherlock:

dick-of-darkness:

dumbpointyanimeshades:

whys tumblr always so dead on sundays

no post on sundays

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(Source: yorshs)

beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

rdjsass:

me whenever
rdjsass:

me whenever

rdjsass:

me whenever

(Source: ppedropascal)

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

(Source: sofunnyimcryan)

somebodytoloves:

somebodytoloves:

some white girls should just never dance 

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